10 Times Tumblr Proved English Is The Worst Language Ever

1. When they discovered English words can be very misleading.

2. And when they realized English is quite a violent language, too.

3. And that other time when rhyming proved to be more challenging than anyone expected.

4. When they couldn’t decide whether it’s tomato or tomato.

5. And when they discovered the way some English words are pronounced makes no sense to the point of despair.

6. When they found out the U.K. and the U.S. are two countries separated by a common language.

7. When they discovered translating between American and British English can be extremely tricky.

8. And that these differences can be the beginning of a deep hatred.

9. When they finally found out the animosities are groundless.

10. When they realized that this is a correct sentence.

People Are Losing It Over A Photo Of This Girl With Poison Ivy On Her Eyes

This is Emily Petrozza, a 21-year-old resident of Newington, Connecticut, and Lauren, her 17-year-old sister.

She wasn’t sure how she contracted the rash, but said she and a friend go fishing together and take care of feral cats.

It wasn’t too concerning to her. She said she’s had poison ivy rashes in the past.

On Sunday night, Emily said she noticed “little red bumps” on her eyes. When she woke up on Monday, she couldn’t open her eyes. She looked into her bathroom mirror and burst into tears at the sight of her swollen face.

“I didn’t recognize myself,” she said. “I could see a little bit but my eyes were so swollen that it hurt to keep them open.”

She desperately texted everyone she knew to find someone who could take her to a walk-in medical clinic.

Her friend Allison Hoffman offered to drive her to a doctor and snapped this picture to Emily’s sister as the friends waited to be seen.

Lauren told BuzzFeed News that her sister’s swollen eyes were too hilarious not to share on Twitter. Her tweet has since gained more than 27,000 retweets and 49,000 likes.

People are totally amused by her unfortunate circumstance on Twitter. Some people compared her to Alex “Hitch” Hitchens, Will Smith’s character inHitch who suffers a brutal allergic reaction to seafood on a date.

Other people compared her swollen eyes to a fish.

It is much more common to get poison ivy oils on your eyelid than directly in your eye, Dr. Jeff Pettey of the American Academy of Ophthalmology told BuzzFeed News.

“The only way poison ivy, poison oak, or any other oil-based irritant can get inside of the eyeball is if there is an injury to the eye that creates an opening,” he said.

The oils may cause burning and blurred vision from excessive watering as the eye tries to flush out the irritation.

If do you get poison ivy oils in your eye, see an ophthalmologist right away for treatment, said Pettey.

Emily said she is doing much better after a day of taking prescribed medications and drinking a soda called Biba.

She said it feels like the back of her eyeballs itch, but she is feeling better.

“It hurt a lot more yesterday because there was so much pressure on my face,” she said. “It’s just uncomfortable when I’m sleeping.”

But overall she’s taking the attention in stride. She said she thought the whole ordeal was funny.

“Every time I look at the picture I die laughing,” said her sister, Lauren.

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Promise

I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always be there, like you've been there If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, I swear Every time that I need you by my side Every time I lose my way in life You're my circle of life, compass and guide There behind me And one day when the tables finally turn And it's me you're depending on I'll put you first, hold you close Like you taught me Know that I'll be there for you, for you I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always be there, like you've been there If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, I swear I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always care for you, go anywhere for you If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, ooh There are days when I just don't want to talk And your feelings hit a wall But that won't change The love you've raised inside this family Everything that I do is to make you proud I just want to say it, and say it loud You're my heat when I'm cold The place I call home, and always will be Know that I'll be there for you, for you I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always be there, like you've been there If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, I swear I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always care for you, go anywhere for you If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, ooh Having someone to go to Having someone to love Having both is a blessing That was sent from above Oh I know that wherever I'll go You'll be forever in my heart I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always be there, like you've been there If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, I swear I promise anytime you call me It don't matter where I am I'll always care for you, go anywhere for you If you need me closer, I'll be right over I swear, ooh

Good Life

Good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life I want to wake up in the morning with the sun Wear a smile, go out and have some fun Going to take away the worries on my mind, oh Put them to one side ‘Cause everyday is like a brand new story With unwritten lines And no matter the weather It's going, going to be alright I know my life ain't perfect But I don't have to worry ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life I know my life ain't perfect But I like the way it's going ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life I leave it all in Your hands, oh Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life Hey, listen! There are things in life that money just can't buy Happiness and love don't have a price All good people that surround me everyday, oh I just appreciate I love living in a brand new story, With unwritten lines And no matter the weather It's going, going to be alright I know my life ain't perfect But I don't have to worry ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life I know my life ain't perfect But I like the way it's going ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life I leave it all in Your hands, oh Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life It's about being thankful and trying to understand That the more I learn I want to leave it all in Your hands ‘Cause I know You'll always take good of care of me You've given me a good life, a good life each day Good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life Yes I want to thank You O Allah! Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life I leave it all in Your hands I know my life ain't perfect But I don't have to worry ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life I know my life ain't perfect But I like the way it's going ‘Cause I've got all that I need Right here in my, in my life Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life I leave it all in Your hands, oh Thank You for the good life, good life Allah I want to thank You for the good life

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